Whichever pricy labels Palin has donned, she should not get too attached to them. “All of the clothes purchased by the RNC (not the campaign) will be donated,” campaign spokeswoman Marie Comella said in an e-mail. “The RNC purchased the items, continues to own them and will donate them at the conclusion of the campaign.” The campaign would not comment on exactly which charity will receive the designer duds. And retail and fashion industry executives generally were hiding in the bushes, declining to comment on the news.
W E L L … I don’t decline to comment. How come nobody asked me? Other than that I’m a nobody and if they knew I existed, they knew better -that is.
As someone who thinks pantyhose should be a justifiable business expense -wouldn’t wear them otherwise and even then, only upon pain of death- this is not a controversy requiring in-too-leck-chew-ul debate. The scandal of Palin’s wardrobe can be summed up with three single syllable words:
No Bust Darts.
Where are they chica? Haven’t you heard of an FBA? Tsk Tsk Tsk. Simply appalling and unacceptable. I enter these photos into evidence:
I’m wondering if Palin is a woman who has an egg shaped rib cage. If you have one, your bust is only discernible in relatively form fitting attire. Here’s two photos of her in which it appears the twins have run away from home. Oh, and in the photo on the right, judge by comparing the slope from her left shoulder, not the right. The right side is just floppy tee.
See? No boobs. She looks flat chested. Now I doubt that she’s wearing a John Wayne Bra in the other photos. Like any woman, she prefers tailored jackets for shaping. Women with egg shaped chests more so; one’s figure appears relatively shapeless, straight up and down with proportionately little differentiation between bust and waist otherwise. Rather an insult when compared to assets, no?
Note to Sarah: Honey, the girls deserve better treatment, it’s time to step up to custom clothing. Nobody cuts a fitted jacket to fit a full rack off the rack, kwim?
Any takers on Palin’s bra size? My money says she’s a 32DD. I had a photo of her in a white blouse shaking hands with somebody that really showed the depth of her under bust but I can’t find it now.